europeans have types of racism i didn't even know existed
you can drive for two hours in europe and pass through 17 different types of racism
“American ideas of race don’t apply in Europe” true! Very true! Y’all have race divisions like shrimp colors.
This times 400 for the Balkans. You have never seen fuckery like the Balkans. Solvenians mock Croatians, everyone mocks Slovenia, Albania is a hot mess, no one likes Serbia up to and including Serbs, everyone trys to steal everyone else's coastline, no one likes Macedonia but everyone thinks they should own it, who invented yogurt is an argument that can draw blood, and "you're just basically turks and were the only real balkan nation and we're the legitimater rulers of europe as the true heirs of Rome" is something everyone believes about everyone else, except Macedonia you seem to think as heirs of Alexander they should rule all Asia as well.
You could make a buffet of all the different kinds of Balkan madness, but people would be fighting over what you call the dishes within seconds.
I showed this to a coworker and they just said that the true European experience is thinking that people 30 minutes away are inbread web-fingered sheep stealing hicks, but you team up with them to get revenge on the people 40 minutes away for a slight they committed 400 years ago, and then teaming up with them to fight the heratic barbarians from one hour away.
And yeah that's about it.
teavyy asked:
Thought you might like this
amtrak-official answered:
Trains will kill transphobes, it’s not my fault someone keeps tying them to the tracks
Did I just witness a groomer play ukulele and invalidate all victims with numerous proof? What peak millennial behaviour is this?
Anonymous asked:
What do you crave while you're on your period? I always crave yogurt
i-dont-like-rice-deactivated202 answered:
a hysterectomy
